Time for a new diet

[peaches312004]

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my
dog and was in line to check out. A woman behind me
asked if I had a dog........

Duh!

I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse I told her
no, I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but
that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of
my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about
bugged out of her head.

I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she
was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy,
inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load
your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package
said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going
to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in
the line was by now enthralled with my story,
particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had
poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the
hospital. I said no.....I'd been sitting in the
street licking my butt when a car hit me!!!

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